look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
"When 12-year-old girls are watching something like the CW’s long-running campy drama One Tree Hill (which aired from 2003-2012), in which actors like 25-year-old Hilarie Burton played 17-year-old cheerleader Peyton Sawyer, they’re not seeing an accurate portrayal of their future on screen. They’re seeing a glamorized vision of some executive’s idealized version of high school instead. When a real 16-year-old cheerleader flips on the CW and sees fellow pompom shakers who look like Burton or costar Sophia Bush, also well beyond her high school years, they’re looking at themselves at wondering why they don’t look like that in their uniform. Here’s the secret: they didn’t when they were 16, either."
Horton hears somebody he used to know
do you ever regret drawing something
"It wasn’t only wickedness and scheming that made people unhappy, it was confusion and misunderstanding; above all, it was the failure to grasp the simple truth that other people are as real as you."
— Ian McEwan, Atonement
Australian news everyone
NO BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST BIT
I’ve always said I never wanted children and now all I want is this child.
Antonina Vasylchenko after Chanel Haute Couture S/S 2014, PFW.
I’ll get the shovel, you get the bleach.
SEE, MY DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
"I’m not here to teach you
anything… except ballet.
I am here to teach you ballet.”
(requested by alyssa-loves-tofu)