come to me in all your glamour and cruelty

--- lady gaga
  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

I’m strong, and I am comfortable with being strong, and I like that I’m strong. And if that is too much woman for you, if that makes your junk feel tiny, I’m not gonna make myself smaller. I’m not gonna put myself in a box so that you feel like a big man. I am a big woman, and you either get used to it, or you get out.

oh my god this movie is so bad

i’ve actually seen the ending before, on the train to boarding school quite a few times. 

but yes, it’s so full of cliches but also so gay i just can’t.





High Speed Photographs of Exploding Lightbulbs Filled with Objects

I enjoy this thoroughly. 

I could totally have these as a series of photographs on my wall

I agree with both of these statements.

currently watching ‘stick it’ because someone told me it was super gay

i’ve been laughing non-stop for hours.

it all started with tegan’s story of the abusive manicure.

then i watched sara’s cat story.

then i watched the cock cock cock video where tegan and sara were pissed about their NME review

then i watched a video about tegan’s fear of bees

then i watched a compilation of lady gaga falling on stage which was absolutely hilarious I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP BUT LAUGH. it just is funny. and that reminded me of the time that it was an international headline when she fell at the airport in the uk and everyone was making a big deal about it. 

enjoy the links 

if you’re a s t r o n g f e m a l e you don’t need permission


tegan and sara + tumblr, part 2 (part 1)


John Green: What To Do With Your Life (x)

Story time: We were at M&M World in Los Vegas and my mum and brother were going around filling up bags with M&M’s from the wall. Suddenly, a single M&M hits the floor and in slow motion, M&M’s begin to fall out of one of the containers. There are 50 or so people in the room, and everyone is still for a moment. After that moment, when the entire world seemed to stop, people sprang into action. Children began to dive towards the sea of M&M’s that now covered the floor, while parents struggled to pull their children back and restrain them.

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