come to me in all your glamour and cruelty

--- lady gaga


what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th



if yall dont reblog this at least once today yall fucking up


Pride & Prejudice (2005) + Photoshop

Like I said, disappearances happen…
…but I disappeared.


caring so much about tv shows is honestly exhausting idk my family and friends dont give me enough credit for what i have to put up with





oh my god

First of all, I wanna say congratulations, and also I have so many questions about it. You made a big announcement today, You tweeted today…

"All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair."
— Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via kushandwizdom)
"I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts."
—  Andy Warhol (via felicefawn)


things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner